At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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