Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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