i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
there is puke in my bra ... again
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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