I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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