i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
only if we run a train.
done.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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