Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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