i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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