So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
She announced her abortion via fbk
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?