Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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