I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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