Nicole vs. Life
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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