S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
