Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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