You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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