How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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