butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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