where does the pee come out of this thing
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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