I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You did what with his pubic hair?
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