you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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