People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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