Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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