He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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