Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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