one might say we're banned from that church
i just google imaged poop.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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