Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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