Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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