thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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