It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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