drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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