The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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