Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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