His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Let's paint friendship bongs
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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