walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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