we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The power of my boobs compel you
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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