I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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