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Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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