Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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