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Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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