I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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