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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.