? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.