would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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