found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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