I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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