i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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