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• (951): View more from California

  what ever happened to devon sawa?

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  fuck...who knows?

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  i'm really worried about him.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day

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• (530): View more from California

  My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.

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  classic

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.

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