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• (352): View more from Florida

  What are you doing?

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  High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...

  (352): View more from Florida

  That guy could sell me cancer.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.

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• (762): View more from Georgia

  Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  not the best booty call

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  did she squirt?

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  only if tears count

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.

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  We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.

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  What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

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