You surviving the open bar?
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Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.