Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
