what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.