I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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