Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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