You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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