she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Nicole vs. Life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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