Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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