I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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