HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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