Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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