So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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