i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
