He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
