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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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