It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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