Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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