the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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